Successful and single businesswoman Kate Holbrook has long put her career ahead of a personal life. Now 37, she's finally determined to have a kid on her own. But her plan is thrown a curve ball after she discovers she has only a million-to-one chance of getting pregnant. Undaunted, the driven Kate allows South Philly working girl Angie Ostrowiski to become her unlikely surrogate.*
1. If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
2. While two X chromosomes make a female, two Y chromosomes make nothing. The Y chromosome doesn’t "mean" anything unless it is attached to a root form -- an X chromosome. Girls are born with full female bodies, while boys are born with modified female bodies. Men who doubt this should lift up their shirts and contemplate why they have nipples.
3. Why spend 2 dollars to have a shirt dry cleaned when you can donate it to the Good WIll. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning you can buy it back for 75 cents! Woot-Woot!